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CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

DON'T LET YOUR WORRIES GET THE BEST OF YOU, REMEMBER, MOSES STARTED OUT AS A BASKET CASE.

SOME PEOPLE ARE KIND, POLITE, AND SWEET-SPIRITED- UNTIL YOU TRY TO SIT
IN THEIR PEWS.

MANY FOLK WANT TO SERVE GOD, BUT ONLY AS ADVISORS.

IT IS EASIER TO PREACH TEN SERMONS THAN IT IS TO LIVE ONE.

THE GOOD LORD DIDN'T CREATE ANYTHING WITHOUT A PURPOSE, BUT MOSQUITOES COME CLOSE.

PEOPLE ARE FUNNY, THEY WANT THE FRONT OF THE BUS, THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, AND THE BACK OF THE CHURCH.

OPPORTUNITY MAY KNOCK ONCE, BUT TEMPTATION BANGS ON YOUR FRONT DOOR FOREVER.

QUIT GRIPING ABOUT YOUR CHURCH; IF IT WAS PERFECT, YOU COULDN'T BELONG.

IF THE CHURCH WANTS A BETTER PASTOR, IT ONLY NEEDS TO PRAY FOR THE ONE IT HAS.

GOD HIMSELF DOES NOT PROPOSE TO JUDGE A MAN UNTIL HE IS DEAD. SO WHY SHOULD YOU?

SOME MINDS ARE LIKE CONCRETE, THOROUGHLY MIXED UP AND PERMANENTLY SET.

PEACE STARTS WITH A SMILE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE CHANGE CHURCHES; WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHICH ONE YOU STAY HOME FROM?

A LOT OF CHURCH MEMBERS WHO ARE SINGING "STANDING ON THE PROMISES" ARE JUST SITTING ON THE PREMISES.

WE WERE CALLED TO BE WITNESSES, NOT LAWYERS OR JUDGES.

BE YE FISHERS OF MEN. YOU CATCH THEM - HE'LL CLEAN THEM.

COINCIDENCE IS WHEN GOD CHOOSE TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.

DON'T PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD PUT A PERIOD.

DONN'T WAIT FOR 6 STRONG MEN TO TAKE YOU TO CHURCH.

FORBIDDEN FRUITS CREATE MANY JAMS.

GOD GRADES ON THE CROSS, NOT THE CURVE.

GOD LOVES EVERYONE, BUT PROBABLY PREFERS "FRUITS OF THE SPIRIT" OVER
"RELIGIOUS NUTS!"

GOD PROMISES A SAFE LANDING, NOT A CALM PASSAGE.

HE WHO ANGERS YOU, CONTROLS YOU!

IF GOD IS YOUR COPILOT - SWAP SEATS!

PRAYER: DON'T GIVE GOD INSTRUCTIONS - - JUST REPORT FOR DUTY!

THE TASK AHEAD OF US IS NEVER AS GREAT AS THE POWER BEHIND US.

WE DON'T CHANGE THE MESSAGE, THE MESSAGE CHANGES US.

YOU CAN TELL HOW BIG A PERSON IS BY WHAT IT TAKES TO DISCOURAGE HIM.

THE BEST MATHEMATICAL EQUATION I HAVE EVER SEEN:
1 CROSS + 3 NAILS = 4 GIVEN.

SHARED BY
DIANE S. SANSFILIPPO
THANK YOU DIANE !

LOOK BELOW, AS THE OLD SAYING GOES,
"THIS IS THE BOTTOM LINE"

GREETINGS EVERYONE AND PRAISE THE LORD!

I HAVE BEEN RUNNING AN IDEA FOR THIS SITE OVER AND OVER IN MY HEAD. I HAVE NOTICED THAT THERE ARE MANY CHRISTIAN SITES, THAT HAVE INFORMATION AND ENCOURAGEMENT TO SHARE WITH THOSE WHO SUFFER FROM CHRONIC DISEASES. AS MOST OF YOU ALREADY KNOW I HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH FIBROMYALGIA FOR MANY YEARS, BUT IT WAS ONLY TRULY DIAGNOSED ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO. I KNOW AND UNDERSTAND HOW DEVESTATING THIS DISEASE IS FIRST HAND. I WOULD APPRECIATE SOME FEEDBACK ON YOUR THOUGHTS, ALSO
IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE WHO WOULD SHARE A LITTLE ABOUT THEIR LIFE, CONTENDING WITH THIS AFFLICTION. YOU MAY REMAIN ANONYMOUS IF YOU SO DESIRE. PLEASE SEND YOUR COMMENTS OR STORIES TO:
hekeepsmesinging@cox.net

FIBROMYALGIA - WHAT IS IT?
A BRIEF SYNOPSIS

Fibromyalgia is a syndrome characterized by wide spread pain and tenderness at specified sites, fatigue, and unrefreshing sleep. There is abnormally high pain sensitivity. The cause(s) of Fibromyalgia is not known, though it may be different in different patients. Fibromyalgia is a clinical entity, but should be regarded as a syndrome rather than a disease.

WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS?

Wide spread pain with tender points.
Overall weakness and unrefreshing sleep.
Fatigue, Stiffness, Tension Headaches,
Painful monthly cycles, Irritable colon,
Complaints of swollen glands..
"Fibro Fog" ( there is much to be said about
this particular one).
Skin redness, mottling, Subjective numbness,
swelling, tingling, Complaints of fever, Complaints
of dry eyes, Depression, Anxiety, Restless leg syndome.
Irritable bladder, Chronic fatigue, Subjective soft tissue
swelling, Changes in vision, Muscle and joint aches.

THERE IS MUCH MORE TO BE LEARNED, AND I WILL BEGIN A SECTION FOR THIS "SYNDROME", WHICH I CALL
DISEASE FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE.

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